OMG… where do I start with this one? A company called The Hotshot thought it would be a smart idea to come out with mini condoms to cover (literally) all of the tweens that were having sex. Wait… what? There are way too many things wrong with that sentence. Here I go…
Anyone with a baby d*ck should not be having sex. And yes, this goes for you 30 year old man who’s actually excited these condoms have finally arrived. Could you imagine a man opening one of these babies in your bed? Ha! Wouldn’t men or tweens rather purchase regular sized condoms and spare themselves the embarrassment?
“The Hotshot measures 1.7 inches in diameter (as opposed to 2 inches found with regular ones) and 7.4 inches in length,” the NY Daily News.
Yes, like it or not tweens are having sex. These condoms are made specifically for penises ages 12-14, however there are nine year olds, (third grade boys and girls), are getting it on. Why are children so horny these days? Is it parenting? Media influences? Is there something in there food making them extra horny? Or all of the above? So is it smart to teach tweens about protection and give them “the talk” sooner than ever, yes absolutely, but MINI-condoms? Ew.
Thoughts please…
All I can say is WOW! This makes me scared and concerned to raise a child in 2010.
I can’t even imagine this. Saw this on my phone yesterday but couldn’t open the article so had to first thing this morning! I mean there is something about covering your market but I mean this is on a whole other level and not in a good way.
Hey Jeannine,
I just showed this post to everyone at the OpenSky offices. What is the world coming to these days? WOW is all i can say. I saw the headline and I had to click to read more……
great, finally someone is useing both heads for the right reason, but damn, that’s horrific for a guy to be so tiny, and it’s always the guys that claim they can go all night that looks like they just climbed outta the womb, but oh well, tiny tinkers need love too, just not at my address.lololololololololol. get a pump, stay away from grown women is my advice